Oh, Jersey Shore, how have you done what you've done?   More

Bears have it right: Play all summer, sleep all winter, and steal picnic baskets whenever you can.   More

From the ages of 11 to 17, I used almost every birthday wish, penny tossed in a fountain, and prayer to ask, hope, and beg to be popular. I had friends. I was well liked. I was living comfortably in the middle crowd. But I wanted more.   More

Want to waste people's time and possibly get a book deal out of it? Just create an online forum where you mock the shit out of something.   More

Dear Vampires,   More

Dear Halloween, I'm excited to hang this week. It's always fun (and nauseating) to use you as an excuse to binge on candy corn and purchase yet another ridiculous wig. (This year, I've got my eye on a style inspired by Kate from John and Kate Plus Eight. What do you think?)   More